Day 111 - This just in

THIS JUST IN...there has been a siting of a red woman. I repeat, there has been a siting of a women with red skin, somewhat of a pointed top, and freckles that look like seeds (?). If you see this woman, approach with extreme caution!!!! She has what is known as Strawberryitis. This is a serious condition where a person takes on the characteristics of what they eat. Right now, this women is in the early stages of this dreaded disease which consists of eating too many strawberries a day (or should I say drinking too many strawberry smoothies). If her condition worsens, please seek shelter and call Dr. Strawberry Shortcake. A picture of extreme cases has been provided for reference.
Everyone...please stay safe!!!!